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Friday, August 14th, 2009
3:42 am
The Sudden Revival of a Deadman
Seeing as how there's probably still 6 people out there who still use livejournal, what with myspace, facebook, and twitter dominating everyone's short attention spans, I figured I'd give you updates on shit.

I live on my own, and I work a lot.

And today is my 24th birthday.

Current Mood: bored

(2 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

Saturday, June 21st, 2008
12:37 am
<3
Tonight, I met a new best friend. His or her name is GauntSalmon. We had fun talking tonight:

GauntSalmon: Doth thy cup runneth over?
andyjcbrite: Sometimes.... but only when I've drank a lot of water and can't stop peeing.
GauntSalmon: ok robot
andyjcbrite: Who told you?
andyjcbrite: Now I must kill you with my lasers.
GauntSalmon: please hurry up
andyjcbrite: Where's you're location human target. You must be erradicated.
andyjcbrite: Beep Beep Boop Boop
GauntSalmon: blooop bloop blop
GauntSalmon: bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
andyjcbrite: Rockets Fired!
GauntSalmon: dont you have a list of other humans do bother . . .your noteriety precedes you
GauntSalmon: i havent the time to go bragging to some stupid lj community
andyjcbrite: Thank's for noticing
andyjcbrite: Yeah those are always fun.
GauntSalmon: no problem nusances will get you far
andyjcbrite: mmm....hmmmm....
andyjcbrite: You coming on to me?
GauntSalmon: a robot?
andyjcbrite: Your big words confuse me.
GauntSalmon: robot
andyjcbrite: My head hurts.
GauntSalmon: robot
GauntSalmon: robot
andyjcbrite: I'm going to commit self destruction now.
GauntSalmon: robots cant hurt
GauntSalmon: U FAIL
GauntSalmon: FAIL
andyjcbrite: Sweet. I succeeded at failing.
GauntSalmon: emo robot
andyjcbrite: Dude, that's gonna be my next band name. Emo Robot.
GauntSalmon: glad to have been of service
andyjcbrite: You can come to our first show? Shall I message you via livejournal?
GauntSalmon: how do u know my lj?
GauntSalmon: u bore me
GauntSalmon: are u done yet
andyjcbrite: No, I got all night.
andyjcbrite: You have any siblings?
GauntSalmon: no
andyjcbrite: Such a shame....
andyjcbrite: No wonder you come online and bother people, you're lonely.
GauntSalmon: no people make you lonely
GauntSalmon: all you really ever have is yourself
andyjcbrite: So you have no friends either?
andyjcbrite: Do you live alone?
andyjcbrite: Maybe I can come visit and we can chill over some brewskis!
GauntSalmon: i dont drink brewskis
GauntSalmon: please go find a keg
GauntSalmon: it is friday after all
GauntSalmon: havent u anything better to do
andyjcbrite: You're silly, I can drink an entire keg, my belly ain't big enough.
andyjcbrite: Nope, I've partied enough this week, tonight I'm going to relax.
GauntSalmon: i think questions cause you to malfunction
GauntSalmon: so how did u obtain this IM?
GauntSalmon: why are you iming me?
GauntSalmon: why haven t u dramatically signed off yet?
andyjcbrite: Well.... you see... I was sitting online minding my own business, and this strange fellow by the name of GauntSalmon instant messages me.
andyjcbrite: So I strike up a conversation
andyjcbrite: Why do you want me to sign off?
andyjcbrite: I like our little chit chats
andyjcbrite:
GauntSalmon: have we had one before?
GauntSalmon: i dont care for aim expressions or this conversation
andyjcbrite: No, not on this screen name. But I'm always willing to start.
GauntSalmon: how do u know im not a robot?
andyjcbrite: Well.... you can always sign off.
GauntSalmon: wy should i
andyjcbrite: I dont' care if you are or not.
GauntSalmon: why
GauntSalmon: alright then
andyjcbrite: If you're a robot, that's sweet. How are you typing?
GauntSalmon: i have claws
andyjcbrite: Do you have robot fingers?
andyjcbrite: Wow, sweet.
GauntSalmon: nope claws
andyjcbrite: Do you crush kittens with them?
GauntSalmon: no i reach into machines and steal stuffed animals
andyjcbrite: Boss!
andyjcbrite: Then what? Do you stuff them full of coke and sell them on the black market?
GauntSalmon: if i filled something with coke why would i go and sell it?
GauntSalmon: this isnt traffic
andyjcbrite: Oh, I thought you were an entrepreneur...
andyjcbrite: But you keep it real!
GauntSalmon: yeah im all about keeping it real
GauntSalmon: dripping in diamonds and keeping it real
GauntSalmon: my 2 fave things
andyjcbrite: Ah shit
andyjcbrite: My diamonds are diamond plated!
andyjcbrite: So how long have you sat on aim and waited for me to come online?
andyjcbrite: Are you making a sandwich?
andyjcbrite: New Best Friend, where'd you go?
andyjcbrite: :'(

I love them so much I drew a picture of us. Best friends forever!

My friend, until the end, we&apos;ll never be apart!



Current Mood: cheerful

(Sever an Extremity)

Friday, June 20th, 2008
11:59 pm
Something That's Bugging Me...
Everyone by now has heard that song "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry, right? You know the one where the chick sings about making out with other chicks. Yeah, right on bros! But seriously though, the song is a little bizarre to me. I mean don't get me wrong, I don't care if chicks make out, I've seen chicks make out, it's not that big of a deal to me. Half the time it's not even hot, probably because I've seen it so much that it doesn't even faze me.

And it's not like this song is anything new. Back in 1995 there was an artist by the name of Jill Sobule who wrote a song called... you guessed it, "I Kissed a Girl". Mind you back then that was a little more controversial. But it's 13 years later, times have changed, we all got used to that shit, accepted it, and in some cases, we worshiped it. Right, you know what I'm sayin', dude-brah!

Here's what I predict to happen. The song will get massive amounts of play, girls will get curious, experiment, probably more than half will become confused and discouraged from doing it again, some will start indulging in this new found activity a little more often, and some will probably not give a crap either way about it. Now, after a short time, people will get annoyed with the song and stop requesting it at radio stations. And Katy Perry will fall of the face of the earth, just like Jill Sobule.

Enjoy another crappy song while you still can everyone, because things are going to get interesting... :)

Current Mood: amused

(2 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

Monday, May 12th, 2008
11:39 pm
wow
I got into a fight with my boss and quit. I'm fucked.

Current Mood: nervous

(Sever an Extremity)

Saturday, November 17th, 2007
6:07 pm
    My job just asked me to play Santa for Christmas...

(Sever an Extremity)

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007
11:43 pm
As the last bit of alcohol drips from the mouth that a I slightly missed. I wonder to myself, "Where did I go wrong?" I'm a loyal friend, buddy, partner in crime.  I know I made mistakes, but true friends forgive their friends for idiotic things that they did. So does that mean we aren't true friends? I really don't know. I don't know if my head if full of nonsense or if your head is full of suborn thoughts. It's hard to comprehend.  I wish there is an answer, but I know there won't be. Some I'm left with unanswered questions. Empty feelings. Tragedy. The alcohol was originally meant to calm these thought, but only make them worse. I know I did wrong but whatever, if a years worth of friendship is thrown out in an instant over two band minutes, than fine. Maybe you were never really my friend to begin with.

(2 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

Thursday, October 25th, 2007
3:03 pm
Holy crap. The Between the Buried and Me show last night at the Hayloft was insane. Giant, Animosity, and Horse the Band opened.

Best part: Between the Buried and Me played Colors in it's entirety; front to back.

setlist:
Foam Born: (a) The Backtrack
(b) The Decade of Statues
Informal Gluttony
Sun of Nothing
Ants of the Sky
Prequel to the Sequel
Viridian
White Walls


encore:
Shine (Collective Soul cover, only first verse and chorus)
Selkies: The Endless Obsession

(Sever an Extremity)

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
12:11 am
The Permasmile Syndicate

The Permasmile Syndicate


The new project from Andy and Tom Seabright.

Featuring the hit singles:
"Washing Friday" & "Get High"






Current Mood: amused

(Sever an Extremity)

Saturday, September 29th, 2007
7:37 pm
You really haven't lived until you're slamming beers and drinking out of a bidet.

(6 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
4:37 pm

(Sever an Extremity)

Saturday, September 15th, 2007
3:11 pm
Fun Night
Drive; Drive. Eggs; Eggs. Smoke; Smoke. Ghetto Wal-Mart. Movie/Sleep. End.

(Sever an Extremity)

Friday, August 31st, 2007
8:38 pm
Summer Festivals 2007
This year I went to Sounds of the Underground, Dirt Fest, and Ozzfest. I skipped Warped Tour because I figured it'd be a total waste of money (since it has been the last two previous years). At any rate, they were all pretty awesome experiences, especially while under the influence.

Sounds of the Underground 2007
July 19th at the Fillmore

This is Hell
Goatwhore
The Acacia Strain
The Devil Wears Prada
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Heavy Heavy Low Low
Job For a Cowboy
Amon Amarth
Darkest Hour
Necro
Shadows Fall
Every Time I Die
Chimaira
Gwar



Dirt Fest 2007
August 25th at the Birch Run Expo Center

Standing On the Shoulders of Giants
Moorland
Four Year Strong
Beneath the Sky
Four Letter Lie
Kissyface Fashion Faux~Pas
With Dead Hands Rising
Dance Club Massacre
Ports Of Aidia
Across Five Aprils
Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
As Cities Burn
Crackjaw
Alesana
From a Second Story Window
See You Next Tuesday
Mayday Parade
Red I Flight
The Acacia Strain
Signs of Collapse
Between the Buried and Me


Ozzfest 2007
August 26th at the DTE Engery Theater

In This Moment
Daath
3 Inches of Blood
The Showdown
Nile
Ankla
Chthonic
DevilDriver
Behemoth
Hatebreed
Black Tide
Lordi
Static-X
Lamb of God
Ozzy Osbourne

(4 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

Friday, July 6th, 2007
3:23 am
My heart will explode.

(Sever an Extremity)

Sunday, June 24th, 2007
8:37 pm
I've done some excessive partying in the last week. I'm always broke, my body can't handle it, and I've never not wanted to go work so badly before (even though I still to). Yup, I'm definitely on the wrong track.

This week went by fast, but this next week will be hell.

(Sever an Extremity)

Sunday, May 27th, 2007
5:31 pm
I'm thinking for the time being while I'm on probation I should join a straight edge hardcore band. X's on my hands and everything. And as soon as my probation's done, quit the band. Yeah, that'd be fun.

(Sever an Extremity)

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
5:08 pm
Jerry Falwell, you're dead now. Hope your soul burns in hell. You were a terrible person for using religion as an excuse for bigotry.

(1 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

Sunday, May 6th, 2007
9:45 pm
</form>
What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net

Western. Like Midland, Western is another accent that people consider neutral. So, you might not actually be from the Western half of the country, but you definitely sound like it.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?



(Sever an Extremity)

Monday, April 2nd, 2007
12:45 am
Your mom.

(2 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

Saturday, March 31st, 2007
12:33 am
Bored... again... again.

(Sever an Extremity)

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
1:03 am
My Turn
Ask me a question about each of the following:

1. Friends.
2. Sex.
3. Music.
4. Drugs.
5. Love.

Go hog wild. I don't hold back and neither should you!

Stolen from everybody.

(1 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

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