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    Friday, August 14th, 2009
    3:42 am
    The Sudden Revival of a Deadman
    Seeing as how there's probably still 6 people out there who still use livejournal, what with myspace, facebook, and twitter dominating everyone's short attention spans, I figured I'd give you updates on shit.

    I live on my own, and I work a lot.

    And today is my 24th birthday.

    Current Mood: bored
    Current Music: Metallica - Jump in the Fire

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Saturday, June 21st, 2008
    12:37 am
    <3
    Tonight, I met a new best friend. His or her name is GauntSalmon. We had fun talking tonight:

    GauntSalmon: Doth thy cup runneth over?
    andyjcbrite: Sometimes.... but only when I've drank a lot of water and can't stop peeing.
    GauntSalmon: ok robot
    andyjcbrite: Who told you?
    andyjcbrite: Now I must kill you with my lasers.
    GauntSalmon: please hurry up
    andyjcbrite: Where's you're location human target. You must be erradicated.
    andyjcbrite: Beep Beep Boop Boop
    GauntSalmon: blooop bloop blop
    GauntSalmon: bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
    andyjcbrite: Rockets Fired!
    GauntSalmon: dont you have a list of other humans do bother . . .your noteriety precedes you
    GauntSalmon: i havent the time to go bragging to some stupid lj community
    andyjcbrite: Thank's for noticing
    andyjcbrite: Yeah those are always fun.
    GauntSalmon: no problem nusances will get you far
    andyjcbrite: mmm....hmmmm....
    andyjcbrite: You coming on to me?
    GauntSalmon: a robot?
    andyjcbrite: Your big words confuse me.
    GauntSalmon: robot
    andyjcbrite: My head hurts.
    GauntSalmon: robot
    GauntSalmon: robot
    andyjcbrite: I'm going to commit self destruction now.
    GauntSalmon: robots cant hurt
    GauntSalmon: U FAIL
    GauntSalmon: FAIL
    andyjcbrite: Sweet. I succeeded at failing.
    GauntSalmon: emo robot
    andyjcbrite: Dude, that's gonna be my next band name. Emo Robot.
    GauntSalmon: glad to have been of service
    andyjcbrite: You can come to our first show? Shall I message you via livejournal?
    GauntSalmon: how do u know my lj?
    GauntSalmon: u bore me
    GauntSalmon: are u done yet
    andyjcbrite: No, I got all night.
    andyjcbrite: You have any siblings?
    GauntSalmon: no
    andyjcbrite: Such a shame....
    andyjcbrite: No wonder you come online and bother people, you're lonely.
    GauntSalmon: no people make you lonely
    GauntSalmon: all you really ever have is yourself
    andyjcbrite: So you have no friends either?
    andyjcbrite: Do you live alone?
    andyjcbrite: Maybe I can come visit and we can chill over some brewskis!
    GauntSalmon: i dont drink brewskis
    GauntSalmon: please go find a keg
    GauntSalmon: it is friday after all
    GauntSalmon: havent u anything better to do
    andyjcbrite: You're silly, I can drink an entire keg, my belly ain't big enough.
    andyjcbrite: Nope, I've partied enough this week, tonight I'm going to relax.
    GauntSalmon: i think questions cause you to malfunction
    GauntSalmon: so how did u obtain this IM?
    GauntSalmon: why are you iming me?
    GauntSalmon: why haven t u dramatically signed off yet?
    andyjcbrite: Well.... you see... I was sitting online minding my own business, and this strange fellow by the name of GauntSalmon instant messages me.
    andyjcbrite: So I strike up a conversation
    andyjcbrite: Why do you want me to sign off?
    andyjcbrite: I like our little chit chats
    andyjcbrite:
    GauntSalmon: have we had one before?
    GauntSalmon: i dont care for aim expressions or this conversation
    andyjcbrite: No, not on this screen name. But I'm always willing to start.
    GauntSalmon: how do u know im not a robot?
    andyjcbrite: Well.... you can always sign off.
    GauntSalmon: wy should i
    andyjcbrite: I dont' care if you are or not.
    GauntSalmon: why
    GauntSalmon: alright then
    andyjcbrite: If you're a robot, that's sweet. How are you typing?
    GauntSalmon: i have claws
    andyjcbrite: Do you have robot fingers?
    andyjcbrite: Wow, sweet.
    GauntSalmon: nope claws
    andyjcbrite: Do you crush kittens with them?
    GauntSalmon: no i reach into machines and steal stuffed animals
    andyjcbrite: Boss!
    andyjcbrite: Then what? Do you stuff them full of coke and sell them on the black market?
    GauntSalmon: if i filled something with coke why would i go and sell it?
    GauntSalmon: this isnt traffic
    andyjcbrite: Oh, I thought you were an entrepreneur...
    andyjcbrite: But you keep it real!
    GauntSalmon: yeah im all about keeping it real
    GauntSalmon: dripping in diamonds and keeping it real
    GauntSalmon: my 2 fave things
    andyjcbrite: Ah shit
    andyjcbrite: My diamonds are diamond plated!
    andyjcbrite: So how long have you sat on aim and waited for me to come online?
    andyjcbrite: Are you making a sandwich?
    andyjcbrite: New Best Friend, where'd you go?
    andyjcbrite: :'(

    I love them so much I drew a picture of us. Best friends forever!

    My friend, until the end, we'll never be apart!



    Current Mood: cheerful
    Current Music: Cbrite - It Initially Fell Apart

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Friday, June 20th, 2008
    11:59 pm
    Something That's Bugging Me...
    Everyone by now has heard that song "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry, right? You know the one where the chick sings about making out with other chicks. Yeah, right on bros! But seriously though, the song is a little bizarre to me. I mean don't get me wrong, I don't care if chicks make out, I've seen chicks make out, it's not that big of a deal to me. Half the time it's not even hot, probably because I've seen it so much that it doesn't even faze me.

    And it's not like this song is anything new. Back in 1995 there was an artist by the name of Jill Sobule who wrote a song called... you guessed it, "I Kissed a Girl". Mind you back then that was a little more controversial. But it's 13 years later, times have changed, we all got used to that shit, accepted it, and in some cases, we worshiped it. Right, you know what I'm sayin', dude-brah!

    Here's what I predict to happen. The song will get massive amounts of play, girls will get curious, experiment, probably more than half will become confused and discouraged from doing it again, some will start indulging in this new found activity a little more often, and some will probably not give a crap either way about it. Now, after a short time, people will get annoyed with the song and stop requesting it at radio stations. And Katy Perry will fall of the face of the earth, just like Jill Sobule.

    Enjoy another crappy song while you still can everyone, because things are going to get interesting... :)

    Current Mood: amused
    Current Music: Bad Religion - Sorrow

    (2 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

    Monday, May 12th, 2008
    11:39 pm
    wow
    I got into a fight with my boss and quit. I'm fucked.

    Current Mood: nervous
    Current Music: Opeth - Bleak

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Saturday, November 17th, 2007
    6:07 pm
        My job just asked me to play Santa for Christmas...

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Tuesday, November 13th, 2007
    11:43 pm
    As the last bit of alcohol drips from the mouth that a I slightly missed. I wonder to myself, "Where did I go wrong?" I'm a loyal friend, buddy, partner in crime.  I know I made mistakes, but true friends forgive their friends for idiotic things that they did. So does that mean we aren't true friends? I really don't know. I don't know if my head if full of nonsense or if your head is full of suborn thoughts. It's hard to comprehend.  I wish there is an answer, but I know there won't be. Some I'm left with unanswered questions. Empty feelings. Tragedy. The alcohol was originally meant to calm these thought, but only make them worse. I know I did wrong but whatever, if a years worth of friendship is thrown out in an instant over two band minutes, than fine. Maybe you were never really my friend to begin with.

    (2 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

    Thursday, October 25th, 2007
    3:03 pm
    Holy crap. The Between the Buried and Me show last night at the Hayloft was insane. Giant, Animosity, and Horse the Band opened.

    Best part: Between the Buried and Me played Colors in it's entirety; front to back.

    setlist:
    Foam Born: (a) The Backtrack
    (b) The Decade of Statues
    Informal Gluttony
    Sun of Nothing
    Ants of the Sky
    Prequel to the Sequel
    Viridian
    White Walls


    encore:
    Shine (Collective Soul cover, only first verse and chorus)
    Selkies: The Endless Obsession

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
    12:11 am
    The Permasmile Syndicate

    The Permasmile Syndicate


    The new project from Andy and Tom Seabright.

    Featuring the hit singles:
    "Washing Friday" & "Get High"






    Current Mood: amused
    Current Music: The Permasmile Syndicate - Get High

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Saturday, September 29th, 2007
    7:37 pm
    You really haven't lived until you're slamming beers and drinking out of a bidet.

    (6 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

    Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
    4:37 pm
    Lemon Party


    Current Music: Between the Buried and Me - White Walls

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Saturday, September 15th, 2007
    3:11 pm
    Fun Night
    Drive; Drive. Eggs; Eggs. Smoke; Smoke. Ghetto Wal-Mart. Movie/Sleep. End.

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Friday, August 31st, 2007
    8:38 pm
    Summer Festivals 2007
    This year I went to Sounds of the Underground, Dirt Fest, and Ozzfest. I skipped Warped Tour because I figured it'd be a total waste of money (since it has been the last two previous years). At any rate, they were all pretty awesome experiences, especially while under the influence.

    Sounds of the Underground 2007
    July 19th at the Fillmore

    This is Hell
    Goatwhore
    The Acacia Strain
    The Devil Wears Prada
    The Number Twelve Looks Like You
    Heavy Heavy Low Low
    Job For a Cowboy
    Amon Amarth
    Darkest Hour
    Necro
    Shadows Fall
    Every Time I Die
    Chimaira
    Gwar



    Dirt Fest 2007
    August 25th at the Birch Run Expo Center

    Standing On the Shoulders of Giants
    Moorland
    Four Year Strong
    Beneath the Sky
    Four Letter Lie
    Kissyface Fashion Faux~Pas
    With Dead Hands Rising
    Dance Club Massacre
    Ports Of Aidia
    Across Five Aprils
    Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
    As Cities Burn
    Crackjaw
    Alesana
    From a Second Story Window
    See You Next Tuesday
    Mayday Parade
    Red I Flight
    The Acacia Strain
    Signs of Collapse
    Between the Buried and Me


    Ozzfest 2007
    August 26th at the DTE Engery Theater

    In This Moment
    Daath
    3 Inches of Blood
    The Showdown
    Nile
    Ankla
    Chthonic
    DevilDriver
    Behemoth
    Hatebreed
    Black Tide
    Lordi
    Static-X
    Lamb of God
    Ozzy Osbourne

    (4 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

    Friday, July 6th, 2007
    3:23 am
    My heart will explode.

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Sunday, June 24th, 2007
    8:37 pm
    I've done some excessive partying in the last week. I'm always broke, my body can't handle it, and I've never not wanted to go work so badly before (even though I still to). Yup, I'm definitely on the wrong track.

    This week went by fast, but this next week will be hell.

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Sunday, May 27th, 2007
    5:31 pm
    I'm thinking for the time being while I'm on probation I should join a straight edge hardcore band. X's on my hands and everything. And as soon as my probation's done, quit the band. Yeah, that'd be fun.

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
    5:08 pm
    Jerry Falwell, you're dead now. Hope your soul burns in hell. You were a terrible person for using religion as an excuse for bigotry.

    (1 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

    Sunday, May 6th, 2007
    9:45 pm
    </form>
    What American accent do you have?
    Created by Xavier on Memegen.net

    Western. Like Midland, Western is another accent that people consider neutral. So, you might not actually be from the Western half of the country, but you definitely sound like it.

    Take this quiz now - it's easy!
    We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?



    (Sever an Extremity)

    Monday, April 2nd, 2007
    12:45 am
    Your mom.

    Current Music: The Chariot - They Drew Their Swords

    (2 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

    Saturday, March 31st, 2007
    12:33 am
    Bored... again... again.

    Current Music: Baby Teeth - The Simp

    (Sever an Extremity)

    Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
    1:03 am
    My Turn
    Ask me a question about each of the following:

    1. Friends.
    2. Sex.
    3. Music.
    4. Drugs.
    5. Love.

    Go hog wild. I don't hold back and neither should you!

    Stolen from everybody.

    Current Music: In This Moment - Daddy's Falling Angel

    (1 Suffer Phantom Limb Syndrome, Sever an Extremity)

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